{"id":18977,"date":"2016-03-30T10:00:52","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T06:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=18977"},"modified":"2016-03-30T15:40:17","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T11:40:17","slug":"cagrilmamis-qonaqlar-v%c9%99-qonaqliq-iii-hiss%c9%99-satirik-yumoristik-yazi-qonaqlara-t%c9%99l%c9%99bl%c9%99rim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=18977","title":{"rendered":"\u00c7a\u011fr\u0131lmam\u0131\u015f qonaqlar v\u0259 qonaql\u0131q\u2026 III hiss\u0259 (satirik, yumoristik yaz\u0131) Qonaqlara t\u0259l\u0259bl\u0259rim\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u018fslind\u0259, qonaqp\u0259rv\u0259r insan olmu\u015fam, \u0259r\u0259 ged\u0259nd\u0259 evimiz h\u0259s\u0259n soxdu d\u0259yirman\u0131 idi, gec\u0259 saatlar\u0131nad\u0259k evimizd\u0259 qonaq olard\u0131, el\u0259 ata evimd\u0259 d\u0259, g\u0259l\u0259n v\u0259 ged\u0259n, b\u0259zil\u0259ri is\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259nd\u0259n sonra t\u0259krar bir d\u0259 g\u0259lm\u0259y\u0259n qonaqlar\u0131m\u0131z olmu\u015fdur\u2026<\/p>\n

Zaman v\u0259 insanlar, c\u0259miyy\u0259t insan\u0131 d\u0259yi\u015f\u0259r, insan\u0131 yox, fikirl\u0259rini v\u0259 q\u0259rarlar\u0131n\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n

Son zamanlar c\u0259miyy\u0259t\u0259 v\u0259 dostlara bir az g\u00fcz\u0259\u015ft\u0259 getm\u0259k, a\u00e7\u0131lmaq ist\u0259yir\u0259m, ev\u0259 qonaq d\u0259v\u0259t etm\u0259k v\u0259 d\u0259v\u0259t etdiyim yer\u0259 getm\u0259k m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259sind\u0259\u2026<\/p>\n

Amma evim\u0259 qonaq \u00e7a\u011f\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m \u015f\u0259xsl\u0259r \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn \u015f\u0259rtl\u0259rim var, q\u0259bul edirl\u0259rs\u0259, d\u0259v\u0259t ed\u0259c\u0259y\u0259m, \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 h\u0259r k\u0259si deyil, m\u0259sl\u0259h\u0259t v\u0259 layiq bildiyim insanlar\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n

Ev\u0259 m\u0259n d\u0259v\u0259t etm\u0259s\u0259m, \u00f6z\u00fcm \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rmasam, \u00f6nc\u0259d\u0259n t\u0259sdiq etm\u0259s\u0259m, g\u0259lm\u0259k v\u0259 beynimi xarab etm\u0259k, qap\u0131m\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcn\u00fc k\u0259sdirib inad etm\u0259k, h\u0259yas\u0131zl\u0131\u011fa salmaq, \u015f\u00fcv\u0259n qopartmaq yoxdur. Qap\u0131m\u0131 a\u00e7ma\u011f\u0131ma m\u0259ni pe\u015fiman etm\u0259yin, h\u0259yas\u0131zl\u0131q ets\u0259niz, \u015fantaj v\u0259 s. kimi variantlara \u0259l atsan\u0131z, polis\u0259 m\u00fcraci\u0259t ed\u0259c\u0259y\u0259m;
\nN\u0259 verirl\u0259rs\u0259, i\u00e7m\u0259k, n\u0259 verirl\u0259rs\u0259, yem\u0259k\u2026 X\u00fcsusi sifari\u015fl\u0259r verm\u0259m\u0259k\u2026 N\u0259 var, onu da bi\u015firir\u0259m, n\u0259 var onu da i\u00e7m\u0259y\u0259 haz\u0131rlay\u0131ram;
\nGec saatlar\u0131nda qonaq g\u0259lm\u0259yi v\u0259 gec\u0259ni qalma\u011f\u0131 ist\u0259m\u0259m\u0259k\u2026 S\u0259rt v\u0259 kobud \u015f\u0259kild\u0259, r\u0259dd edil\u0259c\u0259k bu t\u0259klif;
\nEvd\u0259ki \u015fkaflar\u0131 yoxlamamaq; T\u0259fti\u015f v\u0259 n\u0259zar\u0259t\u0259 g\u0259lm\u0259misiniz;
\nM\u0259n\u0259 fiziki c\u0259h\u0259td\u0259n toxunmaq v\u0259 ya \u0259l atmaq, d\u0259rhal qovulacaqs\u0131n\u0131z;
\nM\u0259n\u0259 evimd\u0259 olan h\u0259r hans\u0131 bir \u0259\u015fyan\u0131 atma\u011fa \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmaq, icaz\u0259siz n\u0259y\u0259s\u0259 toxunmaq, icaz\u0259 alaraq g\u00f6t\u00fcrd\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc yerin\u0259 qoymaq, m\u0259nd\u0259n n\u0259yis\u0259 h\u0259diyy\u0259 ist\u0259m\u0259k; M\u0259nim icaz\u0259m olmadan n\u0259y\u0259s\u0259 toxunanda, \u00e7ox s\u0259rt oluram, adi etik qaydad\u0131r, g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcrs\u0259n, qoy yerin\u0259, evimd\u0259 olan n\u0259yis\u0259 kim\u0259s\u0259 ancaq \u00f6z\u00fcm ist\u0259s\u0259m h\u0259diyy\u0259 ed\u0259 bil\u0259r\u0259m, n\u0259yis\u0259 atmaq hal\u0131 d\u0259rhal o\u011furluq hal\u0131 kimi qiym\u0259tl\u0259ndiril\u0259c\u0259kdir v\u0259 bununla ba\u011fl\u0131 m\u00fcvafiq t\u0259dbir g\u00f6r\u00fcl\u0259c\u0259kdir;
\n\u0130\u00e7\u0259ri daxil olan kimi vanna ota\u011f\u0131na ke\u00e7ib \u0259lini yumaq; Adi gigiyenik qaydad\u0131r;
\nLaz\u0131ms\u0131z v\u0259 d\u0259xlisiz m\u00f6vzulara toxunub, m\u0259nas\u0131z suallar verm\u0259k v\u0259 yorucu olmaq;
\nQonaq g\u0259ldiyinizd\u0259n sonra \u00e7\u0131x\u0131b getm\u0259k, \u00e7ox qalmamaq, sizi ora qeydiyyata salan yoxdur;
\nX\u0259st\u0259 oldu\u011funuz halda, g\u0259lm\u0259yin; X\u0259st\u0259l\u0259nm\u0259yinizl\u0259 ba\u011fl\u0131 fakt\u0131 gizl\u0259tm\u0259yin; Say\u0259nizd\u0259 x\u0259st\u0259l\u0259nib, i\u015fd\u0259n qalmaq niyy\u0259tim yoxdur;
\nEvd\u0259 olark\u0259n ora-buran\u0131 qa\u015f\u0131mamaq, \u00e7irk \u00e7\u0131xartmamaq, burnu e\u015fm\u0259m\u0259k;
\nYem\u0259k zaman\u0131 dan\u0131\u015fmamaq;
\nEv \u015f\u0259raitd\u0259 v\u0259 evind\u0259 \u015f\u0259kill\u0259r \u00e7\u0259km\u0259m\u0259k-icaz\u0259m v\u0259 raz\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131m, ist\u0259yim olmal\u0131d\u0131r;
\nS\u00f6y\u00fc\u015f s\u00f6ym\u0259k v\u0259 telefon, plan\u015fetd\u0259 e\u015f\u0259l\u0259nm\u0259k; Onu yolda v\u0259 ba\u015fqa yerd\u0259 ed\u0259 bil\u0259rsiniz;
\nBalkona \u00e7\u0131xmamaq, evd\u0259 ucadan, q\u0131\u015fq\u0131raraq dan\u0131\u015fmamaq;
\nQonaq \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 vaxt g\u0259lin, tez g\u0259lm\u0259yin, gecikm\u0259yin; D\u0259qiqliyi sevir\u0259m;
\n\u018flibo\u015f g\u0259lm\u0259yin))));
\nEv\u0259 daxil olark\u0259n, ayaqqab\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7\u0131xard\u0131n, ayaqqab\u0131 il\u0259 ev\u0259 daxil olmay\u0131n;
\nSoyuducuya barmaq etm\u0259yin; Orada n\u0259 var, n\u0259 yox, m\u0259n bil\u0259r\u0259m;
\nk\u00f6m\u0259k etm\u0259k ad\u0131 il\u0259 ev i\u015fl\u0259rind\u0259 ev sahibin\u0259 k\u00f6m\u0259k etm\u0259yin;
\n\u0130\u00e7ib kefl\u0259nm\u0259yin; Meyidinizi eviniz\u0259 da\u015f\u0131yan deyil\u0259m;
\nSiqaret \u00e7\u0259km\u0259yin; Siqaretin iyi m\u0259n\u0259 pis t\u0259sir edir, z\u0259h\u0259rl\u0259nm\u0259k ist\u0259mir\u0259m;
\nEvin bir otaql\u0131 oldu\u011funu n\u0259z\u0259r\u0259 al\u0131b, yata\u011f mebelinin \u00fcst\u00fcnd\u0259 oturmay\u0131n, uzanmay\u0131n;
\nH\u0259r d\u0259f\u0259 m\u0259nim ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m yer t\u0259r\u0259fd\u0259n \u201ct\u0259sad\u00fcf\u0259n\u201d ke\u00e7diyin zaman v\u0259 ya yolunuzun \u201c\u00fcst\u00fcnd\u0259\u201d oldu\u011fu zaman m\u0259n\u0259 z\u0259ng edib, \u201cg\u0259lir\u0259m siz\u0259\u201d dem\u0259yin;
\nKi\u015fil\u0259r\u0259 aiddir: \u0130ntim t\u0259klif etm\u0259yin, m\u0259ni \u0259ll\u0259\u015fdirm\u0259y\u0259 \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmay\u0131n;
\nEvli ki\u015fil\u0259r xan\u0131m\u0131n\u0131zla g\u0259lin;
\nG\u0259l\u0259nd\u0259 dostlar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 v\u0259 b\u00fct\u00fcn mill\u0259ti t\u00f6km\u0259yin, tan\u0131mad\u0131\u011f\u0131m v\u0259 g\u00f6zl\u0259m\u0259diyim, d\u0259v\u0259t etm\u0259diyim h\u0259r k\u0259si q\u0259bul etm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259y\u0259m;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u018fslind\u0259, qonaqp\u0259rv\u0259r insan olmu\u015fam, \u0259r\u0259 ged\u0259nd\u0259 evimiz h\u0259s\u0259n soxdu d\u0259yirman\u0131 idi, gec\u0259 saatlar\u0131nad\u0259k evimizd\u0259 qonaq olard\u0131, el\u0259 ata evimd\u0259 d\u0259, g\u0259l\u0259n v\u0259 ged\u0259n, b\u0259zil\u0259ri is\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259nd\u0259n sonra t\u0259krar bir d\u0259 g\u0259lm\u0259y\u0259n qonaqlar\u0131m\u0131z olmu\u015fdur\u2026 Zaman v\u0259 insanlar, c\u0259miyy\u0259t insan\u0131 d\u0259yi\u015f\u0259r, insan\u0131 yox, fikirl\u0259rini v\u0259 q\u0259rarlar\u0131n\u0131\u2026 Son zamanlar c\u0259miyy\u0259t\u0259 v\u0259 dostlara bir az g\u00fcz\u0259\u015ft\u0259 getm\u0259k, a\u00e7\u0131lmaq ist\u0259yir\u0259m, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pub"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18982,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18977\/revisions\/18982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}