{"id":20152,"date":"2016-06-07T18:00:51","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T14:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=20152"},"modified":"2016-06-07T18:16:25","modified_gmt":"2016-06-07T14:16:25","slug":"durgu-isar%c9%99l%c9%99ri-durgu-isar%c9%99si-olan-insanlar-satirik-yumoristik-yazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=20152","title":{"rendered":"Dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259ri\u2026 Dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259si olan insanlar\u2026 (Satirik, yumoristik yaz\u0131)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Eh\u2026 N\u0259 g\u00fcn\u0259 qald\u0131m\u2026 M\u00f6vzu q\u0259h\u0259tdi ba\u015f\u0131ma\u2026 Yaz\u0131ram n\u0259d\u0259n?! Dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259rind\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n

Dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259ri gizl\u0259dir m\u0259ni, gizl\u0259nir\u0259m h\u0259r k\u0259sd\u0259n\u2026 Gizl\u0259dir\u0259m hissl\u0259rimi, ya fikirl\u0259rimi? B\u0259lk\u0259 h\u0259r ikisidir? H\u0259l\u0259 bilmir\u0259m?! Vard\u0131r m\u0259nd\u0259 d\u0259 \u00fc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259, iki n\u00f6qt\u0259, n\u00f6qt\u0259, verg\u00fcl, n\u00f6qt\u0259li verg\u00fcl, sual, nida, suall\u0131 nida, defis, tire, d\u0131rnaq aras\u0131, m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259\u2026 Daha n\u0259l\u0259r, n\u0259l\u0259r\u2026 Barmaqlar\u0131m\u0131n say\u0131 ondur iki \u0259limd\u0259\u2026 Barmaqlar\u0131mla bel\u0259 g\u00f6st\u0259rir\u0259m \u0259ks\u0259r dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259rini\u2026 \u018fhs\u0259n, ey insan s\u0259n\u0259!<\/p>\n

Dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259rind\u0259 gizl\u0259nir\u0259m \u00f6z\u00fcmd\u0259n, fikirl\u0259rimd\u0259n, hissl\u0259rimd\u0259n\u2026 Ehtiyat edir\u0259m onlardan b\u0259z\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n

B\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 s\u0259nd\u0259n yaz\u0131ram, bilmir\u0259m h\u0259l\u0259?!<\/p>\n

B\u0259lk\u0259 s\u0259n varsan h\u0259r dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259sind\u0259, s\u0259nin fikirl\u0259rin, arzular\u0131n, hissl\u0259rin\u2026<\/p>\n

B\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 n\u0259 m\u0259n varam, n\u0259 d\u0259 ki, s\u0259n varsan\u2026<\/p>\n

Dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259si duy\u011fularda dayan\u0131r, durur, gah sonsuzluqdur \u00fc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259 kimi\u2026 Ya da iki n\u00f6qt\u0259 kimi, davam\u0131 var, izah edil\u0259si\u2026 N\u00f6qt\u0259 kimi bitir\u2026 N\u00f6qt\u0259li verg\u00fcl kimi yeni fikir \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn yarad\u0131r \u015f\u0259rait\u2026 Sual kimi cavablar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6zl\u0259yir\u2026 Suall\u0131 nida kimi ziddiyy\u0259t, t\u0259lat\u00fcm, \u00fcsyan vard\u0131r\u2026 Suall\u0131 nida kimi dilemma \u00f6n\u00fcnd\u0259dir, biri dikdir, m\u0259\u011frurdur, bir is\u0259 \u0259yir ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131, \u0259zilib, b\u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcr insanlar kimi\u2026<\/p>\n

X\u0259b\u0259ri yoxdur \u00f6z\u00fcnd\u0259n dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259sin\u0259 b\u0259nz\u0259y\u0259nl\u0259rin\u2026 Ya da nidad\u0131r, q\u0259tidir, \u0259mrdir\u2026 D\u0131rnaq aras\u0131nda olub sitatd\u0131r b\u0259lk\u0259, ya da ki, ikili m\u0259nas\u0131 olan istehza, satira, atmaca\u2026 B\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 tiredir, t\u0259krarlananlar aras\u0131nda, sinoniml\u0259r aras\u0131nda, m\u00fcqayis\u0259 zaman\u0131\u2026 B\u0259lk\u0259 r\u0259q\u0259m v\u0259 s\u00f6zl\u0259rin \u00f6n\u00fcnd\u0259 g\u0259l\u0259n defisdir\u2026 B\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 dialoqa girm\u0259k ist\u0259yir, bezib monoloqdan, verir \u00f6n\u0259 defisl\u0259ri\u2026 B\u0259lk\u0259 m\u0259nfi i\u015far\u0259sidir, b\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 m\u00fcsb\u0259t\u2026 B\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 izaha ehtiyac duyulan, a\u00e7mas\u0131n\u0131 axtard\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259 i\u00e7ind\u0259dir onlar\u2026<\/p>\n

D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr\u0259m, hans\u0131 dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259sin\u0259 b\u0259nz\u0259yir\u0259m m\u0259n? Xarakterim, t\u0259bi\u0259tim\u2026 \u00dc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259, yoxsa ki, suall\u0131 nida? H\u0259l\u0259 tapa bilmir\u0259m cavab\u2026 H\u0259rd\u0259n d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr\u0259m q\u0259tiy\u0259m, dik\u0259m, bitmi\u015f fikir\u0259m, \u0259mr kimi q\u0259rarl\u0131yam, nidayam onda\u2026 B\u0259lk\u0259 d\u0259 n\u00f6qt\u0259y\u0259m, bezir\u0259m m\u00fcr\u0259kk\u0259b c\u00fcml\u0259, h\u0259yat, fikir, arzulardan, m\u00fcr\u0259kk\u0259b insanlardan, qoyuram n\u00f6qt\u0259ni\u2026 Sad\u0259 olma\u011fa \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131ram, tez bitir\u0259m sad\u0259 c\u00fcml\u0259l\u0259r kimi\u2026 Sad\u0259 c\u00fcml\u0259 kimi dilim d\u0259 asand\u0131r, anla\u015f\u0131land\u0131r\u2026 B\u0259z\u0259n is\u0259 lakonik oluram, bir, iki s\u00f6z b\u0259s edir m\u0259n\u0259\u2026<\/p>\n

M\u00fc\u015fahid\u0259 edir\u0259m t\u0259bi\u0259ti, insanlar\u0131\u2026 B\u0259nz\u0259dir\u0259m onlar\u0131 dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259rin\u0259\u2026 \u0130nsan\u0131n q\u0259ddi \u0259yil\u0259nd\u0259, olur verg\u00fcl, ya da sual, fikir vermis\u0259nmi, \u0259ziz oxucum, q\u0259ddi \u0259yil\u0259nl\u0259rd\u0259 suallar daha \u00e7oxdur, n\u0259inki nidalar, verg\u00fcll\u0259r \u00fcst\u0259l\u0259yir n\u00f6qt\u0259l\u0259ri\u2026 H\u0259yatlar\u0131 da, xarakterl\u0259ri d\u0259, ya\u015fam t\u0259rzl\u0259ri d\u0259, g\u00f6rd\u00fckl\u0259ri i\u015fd\u0259 verg\u00fcl, sual olur, davam\u0131 g\u00f6zl\u0259yir \u00f6z yolunu, \u201cto be continued\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

\u0130nsanlar da dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259si kimidir\u2026 Xarakteri formala\u015fd\u0131qca, insan da zahir\u0259n d\u0259yi\u015fir\u2026 M\u0259\u011frur, q\u0259ti, inadkar insanlar, idar\u0259edicil\u0259r, r\u0259hb\u0259rl\u0259r ya nidad\u0131r, ya da t\u0259k n\u00f6qt\u0259\u2026<\/p>\n

Sual insanlarda vard\u0131r bir az riyakarl\u0131q, qorxaql\u0131q, vard\u0131r bir az ehtiyat etm\u0259l\u0259r, ba\u015f \u0259ym\u0259l\u0259r, yaltaql\u0131q\u2026 Sual verirl\u0259r daha \u00e7ox ba\u015fqalar\u0131na\u2026 Suala cavab verm\u0259kd\u0259n he\u00e7 xo\u015flanmazlar\u2026 Cavablar\u0131 ya s\u00fckun\u0259t olacaq, ya \u00fc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259, ya da ki, uzun, m\u00fcr\u0259kk\u0259b c\u00fcml\u0259l\u0259r, qoyulacaq \u00e7oxlu verg\u00fcll\u0259r, \u0259vv\u0259lini d\u0259, sonunu da unudacaq c\u00fcml\u0259sinin\u2026 \u00d6z d\u00fcnyas\u0131nda \u201cs\u00f6hb\u0259t f\u0131rlad\u0131r\u201d, \u201ccool\u201d g\u00f6rs\u0259nir guya\u2026 \u018fslind\u0259 cool yox, quldular, quldurdular\u2026 Verg\u00fcl insanlar\u0131n quyru\u011fu vard\u0131r, vay o g\u00fcnd\u0259n quyru\u011funu tapdalayasan\u2026 Vay, aman, vay\u2026<\/p>\n

N\u00f6qt\u0259 insanlar\u0131 da, konkret olurlar, sad\u0259 c\u00fcml\u0259l\u0259r kimi\u2026 Boyca balaca, s\u00f6zl\u0259ri olur k\u0259s\u0259rli\u2026 N\u00f6qt\u0259 kimi sad\u0259dirl\u0259r, yoxdur quyru\u011fu tapdalama\u011fa, s\u00f6zl\u0259ri bitirir fikri\u2026 M\u00f6vzu ba\u011flan\u0131r\u2026<\/p>\n

\u0130ki n\u00f6qt\u0259 insanlar\u0131 t\u0259hlil ed\u0259r ad\u0259t\u0259n, qiym\u0259tl\u0259ndir\u0259r, ara\u015fd\u0131rar, b\u00f6l\u0259r katerqoriyaya, t\u0259snifat kimi\u2026 Sonra ver\u0259r q\u0259rar\u0131n\u0131\u2026 \u0130ki n\u00f6qt\u0259d\u0259n sonra sadalanarsa, g\u0259l\u0259r \u00f6nc\u0259 say, ya da ki\u00e7ik defisl\u0259r, sonra yar\u0131mm\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259, sonra n\u00f6qt\u0259li verg\u00fcll\u0259, verg\u00fcll\u0259r\u2026 Bu s\u0131ralamada h\u0259r birinin \u00f6z yeri var\u2026 Sayarsan bir-bir, sonsuzad\u0259k, ya da sonu olar\u2026 H\u0259r saydan sonra qoyarsan ya n\u00f6qt\u0259, ya da yar\u0131mm\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259\u2026 M\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259 d\u0259 qalar yar\u0131m\u00e7\u0131q, ba\u011flanar ancaq, a\u00e7\u0131lmadan\u2026 Sonra \u0259sas m\u0259tl\u0259b g\u0259l\u0259r, sonra is\u0259 n\u00f6qt\u0259 verg\u00fcl\u2026 N\u00f6qt\u0259 verg\u00fcl davam dem\u0259kdir, sonsuzluqdur sanki \u00fc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259 kimi\u2026 Says\u0131z olarsa, defis g\u0259l\u0259r \u00f6nd\u0259, d\u00fcz ortadan x\u0259tt\u2026 X\u0259tt bir h\u0259yatd\u0131r \u0259slind\u0259\u2026 S\u00f6z\u00fcn, c\u00fcml\u0259nin, fikirin, arzunun, hissin h\u0259yat x\u0259tti ba\u015flan\u0131r o andan\u2026<\/p>\n

Tire kimi insanlar \u00e7ox vaxt t\u0259krarlan\u0131r, sanki yadda\u015flar\u0131 z\u0259ifdir, sanki yoxdur s\u00f6z ehtiyatlar\u0131\u2026 Ya da tire kimi m\u00fcqayis\u0259 etm\u0259yi sev\u0259rl\u0259r\u2026<\/p>\n

\u018fn ziddiyy\u0259tli ehtiyat edilm\u0259li insanlar n\u00f6qt\u0259li verg\u00fcl il\u0259, suall\u0131 nidalard\u0131r\u2026 Onlar n\u0259 ist\u0259dikl\u0259rini bilm\u0259zl\u0259r, fleqmatik, melanxolik olarlar ad\u0259t\u0259n\u2026 \u0130ki k\u0259skin t\u0259r\u0259fl\u0259ri var, ya maksimum, ya minimum, ya h\u0259r \u015fey, ya he\u00e7 n\u0259, ya s\u00fckun\u0259t, ya inqilab, m\u00fcbahis\u0259\u2026 D\u0259yi\u015fir tez-tez \u0259hvallar\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n

Defis insanlar da bir x\u0259tt \u00fczr\u0259 ya\u015fayarlar, qaydalarla, planlarla\u2026 \u018fyilm\u0259yi, \u0259yrilm\u0259yi sevm\u0259zl\u0259r\u2026 Sevm\u0259y\u0259n olsun perpendikulyar, sev\u0259nl\u0259r is\u0259 paralel ona\u2026<\/p>\n

M\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259 qalmazsa, yar\u0131m\u00e7\u0131q, bir insan h\u0259yat\u0131d\u0131r, izahl\u0131, detall\u0131\u2026 \u018fslind\u0259, ciddi fikir vermirik m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259d\u0259 olanlara\u2026 M\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259 anlamaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnd\u00fcr, t\u0259hlil etm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnd\u00fcr\u2026 \u018fsas m\u0259na m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259d\u0259 olur, \u00e7ox bildikl\u0259rind\u0259n m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259l\u0259r d\u0259 ya \u0259yri olur, yar\u0131mdair\u0259, ya da yar\u0131m\u00e7\u0131q kvadrat, kubik da\u015flar\u0131 kimi\u2026 180\u00b0, tam deyil dair\u0259 d\u0259, d\u00f6rdbucaq da\u2026 Yar\u0131m\u00e7\u0131qd\u0131rlar \u0259slind\u0259\u2026<\/p>\n

Altm\u0259nal\u0131, istehzal\u0131, zarafatc\u0131l, t\u0259k\u0259bb\u00fcrl\u00fc, satirikl\u0259r, t\u0259nqid\u00e7il\u0259r d\u0131rnaq aras\u0131 kimidir\u2026 \u00c7\u0259tin anlayar onu ba\u015fqalar\u0131\u2026 Se\u00e7ilm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn d\u0131rnaq aras\u0131nda olmal\u0131d\u0131rlar, olurlar \u0259slind\u0259\u2026 D\u0131rnaq aras\u0131nda olanlar b\u00fct\u00fcn fikrin \u0259sas m\u0259nas\u0131d\u0131r, kuliminasiyad\u0131r sanki\u2026 Ya da filosofluq edib, sitatlar, aforizml\u0259r, atalar s\u00f6zl\u0259ri dey\u0259rl\u0259r\u2026 Onlara s\u00f6z \u00e7atd\u0131rmaq deyildir asan\u2026<\/p>\n

Monoloqdan bez\u0259nl\u0259r, t\u0259nha insanlar da, sanki sonsuzluqdan yap\u0131\u015farlar t\u0259s\u0259lli kimi, ya \u00fc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259 olarlar, ya da iki n\u00f6qt\u0259\u2026 Yer qoyarlar davam etm\u0259y\u0259\u2026 Yarad\u0131c\u0131 insanlar \u00fc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259dirl\u0259r\u2026 \u00c7\u00fcnki sonsuzdurlar\u2026 Bitm\u0259m\u0259lidirl\u0259r\u2026 Yollar\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131q, uzaqd\u0131r, s\u0259yah\u0259td\u0259dirl\u0259r\u2026 \u00dc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259 t\u0259x\u0259yy\u00fcld\u00fcr \u0259slind\u0259\u2026<\/p>\n

Yeni dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259ri var, m\u00fcasirl\u0259\u015fmi\u015fik\u2026 Virtual i\u015far\u0259l\u0259r, smilel\u0259r, animel\u0259r, b\u0259y\u0259nm\u0259l\u0259r, droblar, arak\u0259sm\u0259l\u0259r\u2026 Daha n\u0259l\u0259r, n\u0259l\u0259r\u2026<\/p>\n

Smile il\u0259 biruz\u0259 veririk d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnc\u0259, m\u00fcnasib\u0259t, hissl\u0259rimizi, g\u00fcnd\u0259 biri \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r, ba\u015flad\u0131 h\u0259r \u015fey t\u0259b\u0259ss\u00fcm, g\u00f6z ya\u015flar\u0131, g\u00fcl v\u0259 b\u0259y\u0259nm\u0259d\u0259n\u2026 K\u0259nardan baxanda bir h\u0259yat, sevgi hekay\u0259sidir sanki\u2026<\/p>\n

\u018fslind\u0259, sirrlilikdir, \u0259slind\u0259 gizl\u0259nm\u0259kdir smile i\u015far\u0259l\u0259ri\u2026 Sonra olmas\u0131n dava, m\u00fcbahis\u0259, \u00e7\u0259km\u0259sinl\u0259r bizi sor\u011fu-suala dey\u0259, qoyuruq onlar\u0131, ad\u0259t\u0259n olur ba\u011flanan m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259, a\u00e7\u0131lan m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259, tire, iki n\u00f6qt\u0259\u2026 Bu q\u0259d\u0259r b\u0259sitdir h\u0259r \u015fey, dur\u011fu i\u015far\u0259l\u0259rind\u0259n yaranm\u0131\u015fd\u0131r smile i\u015far\u0259l\u0259ri\u2026<\/p>\n

Animel\u0259r t\u0259kmill\u0259\u015fmi\u015f, maskalanm\u0131\u015f, h\u0259r\u0259k\u0259tli smilelard\u0131r\u2026 \u201cTexnoloji harika\u201dlar deyir\u0259m onlara\u2026 Yarad\u0131c\u0131 v\u0259 canl\u0131d\u0131rlar sanki o biril\u0259rin\u0259 baxanda\u2026<\/p>\n

Bu g\u00fcnl\u00fck bu q\u0259d\u0259r m\u0259nd\u0259n\u2026 Yorulmayas\u0131n\u0131z\u2026<\/p>\n

Dostlar\u0131m\u0131 se\u00e7ir\u0259m nidalar\u0131n, \u00fc\u00e7 n\u00f6qt\u0259 v\u0259 t\u0259k n\u00f6qt\u0259l\u0259rin, d\u0131rnaqaras\u0131 v\u0259 m\u00f6t\u0259riz\u0259l\u0259rin i\u00e7ind\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n

Siz hans\u0131na b\u0259nz\u0259yirsiniz b\u0259s?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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