{"id":44749,"date":"2023-02-23T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-23T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=44749"},"modified":"2023-02-23T08:30:15","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T04:30:15","slug":"prokurorun-sohb%c9%99ti-xeyr%c9%99ddin-qocanin-satirik-hekay%c9%99si","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=44749","title":{"rendered":"\u201cProkurorun s\u00f6hb\u0259ti\u201d- Xeyr\u0259ddin Qocan\u0131n satirik hekay\u0259si\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Yaz\u0131\u00e7\u0131 Xeyr\u0259ddin Qocan\u0131n n\u00f6vb\u0259ti satirik hekay\u0259si G\u00fcl\u00fc\u015f Klubunun bug\u00fcnk\u00fc burax\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131nda diqq\u0259tiniz\u0259 \u00e7atd\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prokurorun s\u00f6hb\u0259ti<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rayonlar\u0131n birin\u0259 prokuror t\u0259yin olunmu\u015fdum. Birinci g\u00fcn i\u015f\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xm\u0131\u015fd\u0131m. T\u0259z\u0259c\u0259 oturmu\u015fdum ki, q\u0259bul ota\u011f\u0131ndan s\u0259s e\u015fitdim. Katib\u0259ni \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131b soru\u015fdum, “b\u0259lk\u0259 q\u0259buluma g\u0259l\u0259nl\u0259r var?”. Katib\u0259 bildirdi ki, “b\u0259li, h\u00f6rm\u0259tli prokuror, g\u0259libl\u0259r”. Dedim, “bir-bir burax, ke\u00e7sinl\u0259r i\u00e7\u0259ri”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He\u00e7 dem\u0259, onlara da el\u0259 bu laz\u0131m imi\u015f: bir-bir i\u00e7\u0259ri girib, “\u00fcr\u0259k s\u00f6hb\u0259ti” el\u0259m\u0259k ist\u0259yirl\u0259rmi\u015f…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bir a\u011fsaqqal ki\u015fi i\u00e7\u0259ri girib salam-k\u0259lamdan sonra \u0259d\u0259b-\u0259rkanla \u0259yl\u0259\u015fdi. D\u00f6\u015f cibind\u0259n bir z\u0259rf \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131b qoydu masam\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259. Soru\u015fdum:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ki\u015fi, \u015fikay\u0259tin n\u0259dir?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u0259 cavab vers\u0259 yax\u015f\u0131d\u0131r?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Allah el\u0259m\u0259sin biz \u015fikay\u0259t-zad yazaq, h\u00f6rm\u0259tli prokuror!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– B\u0259s masam\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259 qoydu\u011fun \u015fikay\u0259t m\u0259ktubu deyil?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u018f\u015fi, y\u0259ni d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrs\u0259n m\u0259n bu a\u011fsaqqal vaxt\u0131mda \u015fikay\u0259t\u0259 g\u0259lmi\u015f\u0259m? \u015eirk\u0259t ba\u015f\u00e7\u0131s\u0131yam, g\u0259ldim sizi g\u00f6r\u00fcm, gedim. Z\u0259rfd\u0259 \u00fc\u00e7 min dollar var. H\u0259r ay\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda yen\u0259 bir o q\u0259d\u0259r g\u0259tir\u0259c\u0259y\u0259m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hirs vurdu t\u0259p\u0259m\u0259, dill\u0259ndim:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– A\u011fsaqqal ki\u015fis\u0259n, z\u0259rfi g\u00f6t\u00fcr, get. M\u0259n s\u0259n dey\u0259n prokurorlardan deyil\u0259m!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ki\u015fi \u00e7\u0131xd\u0131. Q\u0259buluma g\u0259l\u0259nl\u0259r bir-bir masam\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259 z\u0259rfl\u0259r qoydular, m\u0259n d\u0259 onlar\u0131 bir-bir qovdum, getdil\u0259r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Birinci g\u00fcn\u00fcm bel\u0259 ke\u00e7di.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130kinci g\u00fcn yen\u0259 t\u0259z\u0259c\u0259 i\u015f\u0259 ba\u015flam\u0131\u015fd\u0131m, katib\u0259 bildirdi ki, “h\u00f6rm\u0259tli prokuror, d\u00fcn\u0259nki a\u011fsaqqal yen\u0259 g\u0259lib”. Fikirl\u0259\u015fdim y\u0259qin, \u00fczr ist\u0259m\u0259y\u0259 g\u0259lib.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ki\u015fi i\u00e7\u0259ri gir\u0259r-girm\u0259z, k\u00f6hn\u0259 dostlar kimi m\u0259n\u0259 yax\u0131nla\u015fd\u0131, bir \u0259li il\u0259 \u0259limi tutdu, o biri \u0259li il\u0259 d\u00f6\u015f cibind\u0259n bir z\u0259rf \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131b qoydu masam\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yen\u0259 soru\u015fdum “a ki\u015fi, bu n\u0259dir?” Ki\u015fi yaz\u0131q-yaz\u0131q dill\u0259ndi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– \u00dcst\u00fcn\u00fc d\u00fcz\u0259ltdim, h\u00f6rm\u0259tli prokuror! Alt\u0131 min dollar el\u0259dim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El\u0259 bil, ba\u015f\u0131mda ild\u0131r\u0131mlar \u00e7axd\u0131. Ki\u015fiy\u0259 nec\u0259 q\u0131\u015fq\u0131rd\u0131msa, z\u0259rfi g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcb, o ged\u0259n getdi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sonradan m\u0259n\u0259 bildirdil\u0259r ki, bu adamlar h\u0259r ay\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda m\u0259nd\u0259n \u0259vv\u0259l i\u015fl\u0259y\u0259n prokurorlara bel\u0259c\u0259 “ba\u015f \u00e7\u0259kirl\u0259rmi\u015f”… \u0130ndi g\u0259l, bel\u0259 rayonda i\u015fl\u0259 g\u00f6r\u00fcm, nec\u0259 i\u015fl\u0259yirs\u0259n?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u018fd\u0259biyyat v\u0259 inc\u0259s\u0259n\u0259t\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Yaz\u0131\u00e7\u0131 Xeyr\u0259ddin Qocan\u0131n n\u00f6vb\u0259ti satirik hekay\u0259si G\u00fcl\u00fc\u015f Klubunun bug\u00fcnk\u00fc burax\u0131l\u0131\u015f\u0131nda diqq\u0259tiniz\u0259 \u00e7atd\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r.  Prokurorun s\u00f6hb\u0259ti Rayonlar\u0131n birin\u0259 prokuror t\u0259yin olunmu\u015fdum. Birinci g\u00fcn i\u015f\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xm\u0131\u015fd\u0131m. T\u0259z\u0259c\u0259 oturmu\u015fdum ki, q\u0259bul ota\u011f\u0131ndan s\u0259s e\u015fitdim. Katib\u0259ni \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131b soru\u015fdum, “b\u0259lk\u0259 q\u0259buluma g\u0259l\u0259nl\u0259r var?”. Katib\u0259 bildirdi ki, “b\u0259li, h\u00f6rm\u0259tli prokuror, g\u0259libl\u0259r”. Dedim, “bir-bir burax, ke\u00e7sinl\u0259r i\u00e7\u0259ri”. He\u00e7 dem\u0259, onlara da el\u0259 bu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edeb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44761,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44749\/revisions\/44761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}