{"id":18039,"date":"2016-02-12T21:03:50","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T17:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=18039"},"modified":"2016-02-12T21:03:50","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T17:03:50","slug":"pula-cevrilmis-insanlar-satirik-t%c9%99nqidi-yazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=18039","title":{"rendered":"Pula \u00e7evrilmi\u015f insanlar\u2026 (satirik, t\u0259nqidi yaz\u0131)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ge.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-18040\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ge-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"ge\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-18040\" srcset=\"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ge-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ge.jpg 547w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u0130nsanlar da pul kimidir\u2026 Funksiyalar\u0131 var\u2026 Pula \u00e7evrilib b\u0259zi insanlar\u2026 Pul \u0259lind\u0259 \u00e7ox olduqca, pul funksiyalar\u0131n\u0131 da\u015f\u0131y\u0131r onlar\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pulla bu h\u0259yatda az qala h\u0259r \u015feyi almaq olar\u2026 Pula sat\u0131l\u0131r\u2026 B\u0259zi insanlar bel\u0259 pula sat\u0131l\u0131r\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Xo\u015fb\u0259xtliyini d\u0259 pulla ala bil\u0259rs\u0259n\u2026 Sa\u011flaml\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 da\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pulun olmayanda xo\u015fb\u0259xt ola bilmirs\u0259n, pulla sat\u0131lanlar\u0131 ala bilmirs\u0259n dey\u0259\u2026 Ac qarn\u0131na xo\u015fb\u0259xtlik olacaq qida?\u018fsla!<\/p>\n<p>Pulsuz olsan, sa\u011flaml\u0131\u011f\u0131n da, ged\u0259r \u0259lind\u0259n\u2026 Pulsuz s\u0259ni n\u0259 m\u00fcayin\u0259 ed\u0259rl\u0259r, n\u0259 m\u00fcalic\u0259, n\u0259 d\u0259 c\u0259rrahiyy\u0259 \u0259m\u0259liyyat\u0131na sal\u0131b, qurtararlar h\u0259yat\u0131n\u0131, pulsuz \u00f6l\u00fcm\u0259 m\u0259hkumsan, x\u0259st\u0259s\u0259ns\u0259\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pulla sevgini d\u0259 almaq olur\u2026 Az olub m\u0259g\u0259r pula g\u00f6r\u0259 sev\u0259nl\u0259r, ail\u0259 quranlar, pula g\u00f6r\u0259 bo\u015fanan, ail\u0259sini atanlar? H\u0259tta balaca u\u015faqlar\u0131n\u0131 da pulla ala bil\u0259rs\u0259n\u2026 Onlar bel\u0259 \u0259lin\u0259 bax\u0131rlar ki, n\u0259 alm\u0131san?<\/p>\n<p>Pulun ba\u015fqa formas\u0131 r\u00fc\u015fv\u0259t, h\u00f6rm\u0259tdir, bir d\u0259 ki, can rahatl\u0131\u011f\u0131d\u0131r\u2026<\/p>\n<p>N\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r \u00e7ox olarsa, o q\u0259d\u0259r s\u0259n\u0259 d\u0259 t\u0259l\u0259b \u00e7oxalacaq\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pulun olduqca, a\u011fl\u0131n\u0131 g\u0259r\u0259k itirm\u0259y\u0259s\u0259n\u2026 G\u00f6z\u0259 d\u0259 g\u0259lm\u0259y\u0259s\u0259n\u2026 G\u00f6z\u0259 g\u0259ldins\u0259, pax\u0131llar\u0131n, tozsoran tozu soyuran kimi s\u0259ni soyuracaq, aldad\u0131b, pulunu \u0259lind\u0259n al\u0131b, havaya sovuracaq insanlar\u0131n, qeyb\u0259tini ed\u0259nl\u0259rin, \u015f\u0259r-b\u00f6htanlar\u0131n, s\u00f6z-s\u00f6hb\u0259tl\u0259rin qurban\u0131na \u00e7evrilm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn pulunu, \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6z\u0259 soxmayasan g\u0259r\u0259k\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Susma\u011f\u0131 \u00f6yr\u0259n\u2026 \u0130\u015fin, maa\u015f\u0131n, dig\u0259r qanuni g\u0259lir m\u0259nb\u0259l\u0259rin haqq\u0131nda dan\u0131\u015fma\u2026 \u018fsl insan kimi bu h\u0259yat\u0131 ya\u015fama\u011f\u0131 \u00f6yr\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul s\u0259n\u0259 h\u00f6rm\u0259t, \u015f\u00f6hr\u0259t, u\u011fur, sevgi v\u0259 daha \u00e7ox pul g\u0259tir\u0259r\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul s\u0259n\u0259 bilik v\u0259 t\u0259cr\u00fcb\u0259 d\u0259 ver\u0259r\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pulla alarsan t\u0259hsilini, pulla d\u00fcz\u0259l\u0259rs\u0259n i\u015f\u0259\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u0130\u015fl\u0259dikc\u0259, pulunu \u00e7\u0131xartma\u011fa \u00e7al\u0131\u015farsan\u2026 \u00c7ox pul qazand\u0131qca, daha \u00e7ox pul qazanmaq ist\u0259y\u0259rs\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pulla n\u00f6vb\u0259ti i\u015f\u0259 d\u00fcz\u0259l\u0259rs\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ox pulun olduqca, itir\u0259rs\u0259n bank hesab\u0131ndak\u0131 m\u0259bl\u0259\u011fini, depozit seyfl\u0259rind\u0259ki d\u0259y\u0259rlil\u0259ri, ev, m\u00fclkl\u0259rinin say\u0131n\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pulun \u00e7ox olduqca, \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc d\u0259 itir\u0259 bil\u0259rs\u0259n zamanla\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi cans\u0131z olarsan zamanla\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi s\u0259nin d\u0259 funksiyan olar\u2026<\/p>\n<p>S\u0259ni d\u0259 puluna g\u00f6r\u0259 d\u0259y\u0259r\u0259 mindirirl\u0259r, d\u0259y\u0259ri \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcrs\u0259n, d\u0259y\u0259ri \u00f6l\u00e7m\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn bir vasit\u0259y\u0259 \u00e7evrilirs\u0259n\u2026 D\u0259y\u0259rin olduqca, d\u0259y\u0259rsizl\u0259\u015firs\u0259n\u2026 Yeni d\u0259y\u0259r meyar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131xana q\u0259d\u0259r\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi s\u0259n d\u0259 \u00f6d\u0259ni\u015f vasit\u0259sis\u0259n\u2026 Kimins\u0259 yerin\u0259 borc, kredit \u00f6d\u0259m\u0259k, kimins\u0259 \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn n\u0259s\u0259 ald\u0131qda, \u00f6d\u0259ni\u015f etm\u0259k, kimins\u0259 x\u0259rcl\u0259rini qar\u015f\u0131lamaq, ad\u0131ndan istifad\u0259 edilm\u0259k kimi hallarla rastla\u015farsan\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kims\u0259 ad\u0131ndan istifad\u0259 ed\u0259r, ad\u0131n vizit kart\u0131na \u00e7evril\u0259r sanki\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Qazand\u0131\u011f\u0131n pulun bir zaman \u0259v\u0259zini \u00f6d\u0259y\u0259c\u0259ks\u0259n, baha ba\u015fa g\u0259l\u0259c\u0259k bu \u00f6d\u0259ni\u015f s\u0259n\u0259\u2026Alt\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131xa bilm\u0259zs\u0259n b\u0259z\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi s\u0259ni d\u0259 d\u00f6vriyy\u0259y\u0259 buraxarlar, yar\u0131nmal\u0131 olacaqsan, yar\u0131nmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n adam qalmayacaq, d\u00f6vriyy\u0259d\u0259 olduqca, yorulursan, g\u00fcnd\u0259md\u0259 olan pul kimi y\u00fcz \u0259l, sima g\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u0259n, m\u0259kan v\u0259 zamanlar d\u0259yi\u015fir, d\u00f6vriyy\u0259d\u0259 \u00e7ox olduqca, yarars\u0131z hala d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrs\u0259n, d\u0259y\u0259rd\u0259n d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrs\u0259n, ya d\u00f6vriyy\u0259d\u0259n \u00e7\u0131xar\u0131l\u0131rsan, ya da yeni pul il\u0259 \u0259v\u0259z edirl\u0259r s\u0259ni\u2026 Ya da \u00f6z\u00fcn yeni pula \u00e7evrilirs\u0259n, d\u0259yi\u015filirs\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi y\u0131\u011f\u0131m vasit\u0259sis\u0259n\u2026 S\u0259nin \u0259traf\u0131na y\u0131\u011f\u0131l\u0131rlar, ya s\u0259n y\u0131\u011f\u0131rsan \u0259traf\u0131na, ya s\u0259n kimins\u0259 \u0259traf\u0131na y\u0131\u011f\u0131l\u0131rsan\u2026 Kimin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn s\u0259n \u0259man\u0259t olursan, kimin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn borc, kimin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn aktiv, kimin \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn passiv-\u00f6hd\u0259lik\u2026<\/p>\n<p>O q\u0259d\u0259r y\u0131\u011f\u0131rlar ki, s\u0259n bo\u011fulursan \u00e7oxluqdan, daral\u0131r yerin, y\u0131\u011f\u0131l\u0131rsan bo\u011faza\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi s\u0259n d\u0259 d\u00fcnyavil\u0259\u015firs\u0259n, sosialla\u015f\u0131rsan, m\u0259\u015fhurla\u015f\u0131rsan, bazarda t\u0259l\u0259b v\u0259 t\u0259klifi formala\u015fd\u0131r\u0131rsan\u2026 T\u0259l\u0259b artd\u0131qca s\u0259n\u0259, olursan g\u00fcnd\u0259md\u0259, qald\u0131r\u0131rsan qiym\u0259tini\u2026 T\u0259l\u0259b azald\u0131qca, g\u00fcnd\u0259md\u0259n d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrs\u0259n, d\u0259y\u0259r-d\u0259ym\u0259zin\u0259 sat\u0131rsan \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc\u2026 Ya da \u00fcz\u00fcrs\u0259n\u2026 \u00dczd\u00fckc\u0259, \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcrs\u0259n\u2026 \u00dczm\u0259yi bacarmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n halda, bo\u011fulub \u00f6l\u00fcrs\u0259n\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi s\u0259n d\u0259 t\u0259minat qismind\u0259 \u00e7\u0131x\u0131\u015f edirs\u0259n\u2026 Kim\u0259s\u0259 zamin olursan, kimins\u0259 arxas\u0131nda durursan, kim\u0259s\u0259 dayaqsan\u2026 Kims\u0259 t\u0259minat kimi dayan\u0131r arxanda\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi x\u0259zin\u0259ni xat\u0131rlad\u0131rsan, \u00f6z x\u0259zin\u0259n var, qorundu\u011fun yer, ehtiyata \u00e7evrilirs\u0259n\u2026 Pulun \u00e7ox olduqca, b\u00fcdc\u0259y\u0259, x\u0259zin\u0259y\u0259 gah yax\u0131n olursan, gah da ki, uzaq\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Pul kimi m\u00fcbadil\u0259 vasit\u0259sis\u0259n\u2026 M\u00fcbadil\u0259 edilirs\u0259n, m\u00fcbadil\u0259 edirs\u0259n\u2026 M\u00fcbadil\u0259 zaman\u0131 formala\u015f\u0131r d\u0259y\u0259rin, s\u0259n\u0259 olan t\u0259l\u0259b v\u0259 t\u0259klif\u2026<\/p>\n<p>H\u0259r k\u0259sin pulla ifad\u0259 olunacaq bir d\u0259y\u0259ri, qiym\u0259ti var\u2026<\/p>\n<p>B\u0259s s\u0259nin pulla ifad\u0259 olunan d\u0259y\u0259rin, qiym\u0259tin hans\u0131 m\u0259bl\u0259\u011f aras\u0131ndad\u0131r?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0130nsanlar da pul kimidir\u2026 Funksiyalar\u0131 var\u2026 Pula \u00e7evrilib b\u0259zi insanlar\u2026 Pul \u0259lind\u0259 \u00e7ox olduqca, pul funksiyalar\u0131n\u0131 da\u015f\u0131y\u0131r onlar\u2026 Pulla bu h\u0259yatda az qala h\u0259r \u015feyi almaq olar\u2026 Pula sat\u0131l\u0131r\u2026 B\u0259zi insanlar bel\u0259 pula sat\u0131l\u0131r\u2026 Xo\u015fb\u0259xtliyini d\u0259 pulla ala bil\u0259rs\u0259n\u2026 Sa\u011flaml\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 da\u2026 Pulun olmayanda xo\u015fb\u0259xt ola bilmirs\u0259n, pulla sat\u0131lanlar\u0131 ala bilmirs\u0259n dey\u0259\u2026 Ac qarn\u0131na xo\u015fb\u0259xtlik olacaq 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