{"id":32998,"date":"2019-10-18T12:00:49","date_gmt":"2019-10-18T08:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=32998"},"modified":"2019-10-18T12:19:08","modified_gmt":"2019-10-18T08:19:08","slug":"yunus-oguz-isver%c9%99n-felyeton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/?p=32998","title":{"rendered":"Yunus O\u011eUZ.”\u0130\u015fver\u0259n” (Felyeton)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00d6lk\u0259d\u0259 ham\u0131 bir-birin\u0259 i\u015f verir. Kimisi i\u015f verir, kimisi d\u0259 i\u015fl\u0259 y\u00fckl\u0259nir. M\u0259ni ali \u015f\u00fcur maraqland\u0131r\u0131r. X\u0131r\u0131m-x\u0131rda i\u015fl\u0259rl\u0259 he\u00e7 aram yox. Amma, \u00e7ox nahaq. S\u0259n dem\u0259 \u0259n b\u00f6y\u00fck i\u015fl\u0259r el\u0259 x\u0131rdal\u0131qlardan ba\u015flay\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. X\u0131rdalar birl\u0259\u015fib (\u0259g\u0259r birl\u0259\u015f\u0259 bils\u0259l\u0259r) n\u0259h\u0259ng i\u015fl\u0259rin t\u0259m\u0259lini qoyurlarm\u0131\u015f.
\nYen\u0259 q\u0259zet alma\u011fa gedirdim. S\u0259h\u0259r-s\u0259h\u0259r \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00e7\u00fcn d\u00fcnyan\u0131 fikirl\u0259\u015f\u0259-fikirl\u0259\u015f\u0259 evd\u0259n \u00e7\u0131xd\u0131m. Q\u0259l\u0259b\u0259 meydan\u0131ndan “\u0130n\u015faat\u00e7\u0131lar” metrosuna do\u011fru add\u0131mlamaq ist\u0259dim, bacarmad\u0131m. Baho… o… o… sokakda k\u00fc\u00e7\u0259 ticar\u0259tinin \u0259lind\u0259n t\u0259rp\u0259nm\u0259k olmurdu. B\u0259s deyirdil\u0259r ki, bununla m\u00fcbariz\u0259 apar\u0131r\u0131q, ham\u0131s\u0131 da m\u00f6ht\u0259kirl\u0259r. Gedib “Meyv\u0259li”d\u0259n al\u0131b g\u0259tirirl\u0259r, \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259 d\u0259 n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r qoyurlar bir Allah bilir. Yax\u0131nla\u015fd\u0131m bir m\u00f6ht\u0259kir qarda\u015fa v\u0259 dedim ki, m\u0259n\u0259 be\u015f s\u0259b\u0259b g\u00f6st\u0259r ki, burada yolu k\u0259sib ticar\u0259t ed\u0259 bil\u0259rs\u0259n. Meyv\u0259-t\u0259r\u0259v\u0259z v\u0259 puldan ba\u015fqa he\u00e7 n\u0259 fikirl\u0259\u015fm\u0259y\u0259n bu d\u0259llal\u0131n g\u00f6zl\u0259rinin b\u00f6y\u00fcy\u00fcb d\u00f6y\u00fckl\u00fckl\u0259 m\u0259n\u0259 baxmas\u0131ndan ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fcm ki, bununla ali \u015f\u00fcur dilind\u0259 dan\u0131\u015fmaq \u0259b\u0259sdir. Vallah g\u00fclm\u0259kd\u0259n \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc g\u00fccl\u0259 saxlad\u0131m. El\u0259 bil m\u0259n onun g\u00f6zl\u0259rin\u0259 lupa alt\u0131ndan bax\u0131rd\u0131m. \u0130ri\u015f\u0259-iri\u015f\u0259 dedi:<\/p>\n

– Ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259dim m\u00fc\u0259llim, n\u0259 be\u015f s\u0259b\u0259b, n\u0259 ticar\u0259t?
\nDedim ki, m\u0259n s\u0259n\u0259 \u0259n az\u0131 be\u015f s\u0259b\u0259b g\u00f6st\u0259r\u0259r\u0259m ki, s\u0259n burada k\u00fc\u00e7\u0259 ticar\u0259ti apara bilm\u0259zs\u0259n.
\nM\u00f6ht\u0259kir qarda\u015f \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc y\u0131\u011f\u0131\u015fd\u0131rd\u0131. El\u0259 bildi ya vergid\u0259n\u0259m, ya da haran\u0131nsa m\u00fcf\u0259tti\u015fiy\u0259m. Yek\u0259 ba\u015f\u0131 sa\u011f \u00e7iynin\u0259 do\u011fru \u0259yildi. M\u0259zlum g\u00f6rk\u0259mi ald\u0131.
\nDedim:
\n1. S\u0259nin k\u00fc\u00e7\u0259 ticar\u0259ti etm\u0259k haqq\u0131nda icaz\u0259n yoxdur;
\n2. Vergi qeydiyyat\u0131n olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan vergi vermirs\u0259n;
\n3. Sanitar epidemioloji stansiyadan m\u0259hsulun ke\u00e7m\u0259yib;
\n4. G\u0259tirdiyin m\u0259hsullar\u0131n haradan g\u0259ldiyi m\u0259…
\nO m\u0259ni daha dan\u0131\u015fma\u011fa qoymad\u0131.
\n– M\u00fc\u0259llim, n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r verim?
\n\u0130ndi d\u0259 m\u0259nim g\u00f6zl\u0259rim bayaq onun b\u00f6y\u00fcy\u0259n g\u00f6zl\u0259rin\u0259 ox\u015fad\u0131. \u00d6z\u00fcm\u00fc \u0259l\u0259 al\u0131b dedim:
\n– Ad\u0259, v\u0259l\u0259d\u00fczna, m\u0259n pul alana ox\u015fay\u0131ram?
\nM\u00f6ht\u0259kir qarda\u015f q\u0259ddini bir az da y\u0131\u011fd\u0131. \u00dcr\u0259yind\u0259 qalan s\u00f6z\u00fc m\u0259n\u0259 t\u0259r\u0259f \u015fapp\u0131lt\u0131 il\u0259 atd\u0131.
\n– Pul alm\u0131rsansa, dem\u0259li i\u015fver\u0259ns\u0259n.
\nDedim:
\n– Ay q\u0131r\u0131\u015fmal, \u0259vv\u0259la i\u015f ver\u0259n m\u0259n deyil\u0259m.
\nPolis d\u00fcz\u00fcb qo\u015fur, toxuyur, prokuror i\u015f ist\u0259yir, oxuyur, hakim d\u0259 i\u015f verib i\u00e7\u0259ri soxur, bildin? Get ka\u011f\u0131z-ku\u011fuzu d\u00fcz\u0259lt.
\nAmma s\u00f6z m\u0259ni tutmu\u015fdu. \u0130\u015fver\u0259n, i\u015fver\u0259n dey\u0259-dey\u0259 getdim q\u0259zet alma\u011fa.
\nDo\u011furdan hakim i\u015f verir? O g\u00fcn q\u0259zetd\u0259 oxuyuram ki, hakim hindqu\u015fu o\u011furlayana alt\u0131 il i\u015f verib. Di get, yat. Amma milyon m\u0259nims\u0259y\u0259ni \u00fc\u00e7 il yar\u0131mla c\u0259zaland\u0131r\u0131b. R\u0259hm\u0259tliyin o\u011flu, bu yaz\u0131q \u00f6mr\u00fcnd\u0259 alt\u0131 il yey\u0259c\u0259k bir qu\u015f o\u011furlad\u0131, \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 ilk d\u0259f\u0259. G\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u0259n ki, milyon o\u011furlama\u011fa \u015f\u0259rait v\u0259 imkan\u0131 yoxdur. Dem\u0259li, m\u0259hk\u0259m\u0259 d\u0259 i\u015f verir, \u00f6z\u00fc d\u0259 nec\u0259. Yox m\u0259n demir\u0259m ki, o milyon o\u011furlayan hakim\u0259 n\u0259s\u0259 pay-p\u00fc\u015f ay\u0131r\u0131b. \u018fksin\u0259, bu hindqu\u015funu o\u011furlayana ac\u0131\u011f\u0131m tutur. Zal\u0131m o\u011flu g\u0259lib bunun kabab\u0131n\u0131 ya r\u0259isl\u0259, ya da hakiml\u0259 yey\u0259rdin. Day bundan sonra hakim qarda\u015f \u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 i\u015f k\u0259sm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259kdi ki?
\nBir d\u0259f\u0259 b\u0259rk k\u00fcl\u0259kd\u0259 yol gedir\u0259m. El\u0259 k\u00fcl\u0259k \u0259sir ki, az qal\u0131r adam\u0131 quca\u011f\u0131na al\u0131b qa\u00e7\u0131rs\u0131n. G\u00f6r\u00fcr\u0259m qabaqdan \u0259t\u0259yi gen tuman geyin\u0259n bir qad\u0131n g\u0259lir. M\u0259n\u0259 \u00e7atanda k\u00fcl\u0259k bir az da g\u00fccl\u0259nib bu xan\u0131m\u0131n gen \u0259t\u0259yini qald\u0131r\u0131b ba\u015f\u0131na \u015fal kimi sald\u0131.
\nBu xan\u0131m da Merlin Monro kimi bir \u0259lini arxas\u0131na, o birini d\u0259 qaba\u011f\u0131na tutub h\u0259y\u0259canla dedi:
\n– Vay, biab\u0131r oldum.
\nDedim:
\n– Bac\u0131, s\u0259nd\u0259 he\u00e7 bir g\u00fcnah yoxdur, g\u00fcnah k\u00fcl\u0259kd\u0259di, i\u015fver\u0259nlik el\u0259yir. Evd\u0259n \u00e7\u0131xanda p\u0259nc\u0259r\u0259d\u0259n bir boylanard\u0131n da.
\n\u0130\u015fver\u0259nl\u0259r dey\u0259s\u0259n \u00e7oxdur. Ham\u0131 ham\u0131ya i\u015f verir, birc\u0259 i\u015f adamlar\u0131ndan ba\u015fqa.
\nBir b\u0259rk ged\u0259n i\u015f adam\u0131ndan o g\u00fcn bir m\u0259clisd\u0259 soru\u015furam ki, ne\u00e7\u0259 adama i\u015f vermis\u0259n indiy\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r?
\n\u018fdal\u0131-\u0259dal\u0131 dill\u0259ndi:
\n– Biz i\u015f vermirik, i\u015f\u00e7imiz\u0259 \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k veririk. Adam i\u015fl\u0259yir, evin\u0259 \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k apar\u0131r.
\nZarafatla s\u00f6yl\u0259dim:
\n– Yax\u015f\u0131 ki, arpa vermirs\u0259n, \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k verirs\u0259n.
\nQay\u0131d\u0131b m\u0259n\u0259 n\u0259 des\u0259 yax\u015f\u0131d\u0131r:
\n– El\u0259 \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259yi apadan bi\u015firtdirib veririk, h\u0259r g\u00fcn evin\u0259 h\u0259r k\u0259s iki arpa \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259yi apar\u0131r.
\nDay s\u00f6z dey\u0259 bilm\u0259dim, \u0259lim \u00fcz\u00fcmd\u0259 qald\u0131. H\u0259l\u0259 m\u0259nim Mirz\u0259 dostuma bax. Bir ne\u00e7\u0259 g\u00fcn bundan \u00f6nc\u0259 “Mi\u015far da\u015f\u0131” adl\u0131 m\u0259qal\u0259 yazm\u0131\u015fd\u0131. M\u0259\u011fzi bu idi ki, k\u00f6n\u00fcll\u0259r yax\u0131n olsun dey\u0259 h\u0259m q\u0259lbinizd\u0259ki, h\u0259m d\u0259 h\u0259y\u0259ti hasarla m\u00fchasir\u0259y\u0259 ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z mi\u015far da\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6k\u00fcb at\u0131n. Qarda\u015f, ay Mirz\u0259, s\u0259n neyl\u0259yirs\u0259n, n\u0259 t\u0259klif verirs\u0259n? \u0130ndi i\u015fsizlikl\u0259 m\u00fcbariz\u0259 gedir. \u00c7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r\u0131q ki, \u00f6lk\u0259d\u0259 he\u00e7 kim i\u015fsiz qalmas\u0131n. S\u0259n d\u0259 deyirs\u0259n mi\u015far da\u015flar\u0131ndan istifad\u0259 etm\u0259yin. N\u0259di da\u015f karxanalar\u0131n\u0131n i\u015fini dayand\u0131raq? Ay Mirz\u0259, incim\u0259, s\u0259n i\u015f ver\u0259n olmad\u0131n, i\u015f dayand\u0131ran oldun. Bax, hasarlar tikilm\u0259s\u0259 g\u00f6r ne\u00e7\u0259 adam evin\u0259 \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k apara bilm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259k? Karxanalar dayanacaq, sement laz\u0131m olmayacaq, dem\u0259li qum da getdi i\u015finin dal\u0131nca. Bunun f\u0259hl\u0259si, ustas\u0131, s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fcs\u00fc, m\u0259muru, can\u0131m s\u0259n\u0259 desin, lap yol polisi qald\u0131 i\u015fsiz. Yox Mirz\u0259, m\u0259n buna qol qoya bilm\u0259r\u0259m. Buradan inqilab iyi g\u0259lir. El\u0259 yerl\u0259rd\u0259 d\u0259 m\u0259n yoxam. Bax, o g\u00fcn h\u00f6rm\u0259t etdiyim bir deputat \u00e7\u0131x\u0131\u015f etdi v\u0259 dedi ki, ey sabiq nazirl\u0259r, m\u0259murlar, bizim say\u0259mizd\u0259 bu q\u0259d\u0259r pul y\u0131\u011fm\u0131s\u0131z, var-d\u00f6vl\u0259t \u0259ld\u0259 etmisiniz. Oturub x\u0131m\u0131r-x\u0131m\u0131r yeyirsiniz, arada bizd\u0259n k\u00fcsd\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fczd\u0259n m\u00fcxalif\u0259t\u0259 d\u0259 pul burax\u0131b i\u015f, \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k verirsiniz. M\u00f6vqeyinizi bildirin. Yaman deyib, ha. O dem\u0259k ist\u0259yib ki, t\u0259kc\u0259 m\u00fcxalif\u0259t\u0259 i\u015f verm\u0259yin, f\u0259aliyy\u0259tinizi bir az da geni\u015fl\u0259ndirin. Jurnalistl\u0259r\u0259 d\u0259 bir az y\u0131\u011fd\u0131n\u0131zdan x\u0259rcl\u0259yin, onlar da sizin piar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 apars\u0131nlar. Onsuz da n\u0259 q\u0259d\u0259r x\u0259rcl\u0259s\u0259niz qurtaran deyil. Ham\u0131ya i\u015f verm\u0259k laz\u0131md\u0131r. Ancaq, say\u0131n deputat m\u00f6vqesiz sabiq olmayan nazirl\u0259r\u0259, m\u0259murlara, \u015f\u00f6b\u0259 m\u00fcdirl\u0259rin\u0259, sektor yiy\u0259l\u0259rin\u0259 toxunmay\u0131b. Onlar\u0131n da “dosye”l\u0259rini masan\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcn\u0259 qoymaq laz\u0131md\u0131r. El\u0259l\u0259ri var ki, ortada yeyib q\u0131raqda g\u0259zir. Laz\u0131m olanda k\u00f6p\u0259k u\u015faqlar\u0131 buq\u0259l\u0259mun kimi r\u0259ngl\u0259rini d\u0259yi\u015firl\u0259r. \u0130st\u0259s\u0259l\u0259r iqtidar, ist\u0259s\u0259l\u0259r m\u00fcxalif\u0259t, lap b\u0259dh\u0259b\u0259dd\u0259 kosmopolit olurlar. H\u0259l\u0259 m\u0259n cinsi azl\u0131qlar m\u00fcst\u0259visin\u0259 ke\u00e7mir\u0259m. T\u0259klif edir\u0259m, qoy o m\u00f6vqesizl\u0259r, saat alt\u0131dan sonra m\u00f6vqel\u0259rini ortaya qoysunlar. \u0130\u015f qurtard\u0131 m\u0259mur m\u00f6vqesizliyi qurtard\u0131. Bundan sonra, qoy v\u0259t\u0259nda\u015f m\u00f6vqeyini ortaya qoysunlar. Qoymazlar. O m\u0259murlardan vallah el\u0259l\u0259rini tan\u0131y\u0131ram ki, ortal\u0131\u011fa m\u00f6vqe qoysa, \u015f\u0259xsi b\u00fcdc\u0259si hesab\u0131na Qaraba\u011f haqq\u0131nda on d\u0259n\u0259 b\u0259dii film \u00e7\u0259kdir\u0259r, uf da dem\u0259z. Dey\u0259s\u0259n m\u0259n d\u0259 i\u015fver\u0259nliy\u0259 ba\u015flad\u0131m. G\u00f6r hardan hara g\u0259ldim. Bir s\u00f6zl\u0259 i\u015fver\u0259n olun, o zaman yax\u015f\u0131 h\u0259yat t\u0259rzin\u0259 t\u0259minat verilir.
\n19.09.19<\/p>\n

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\u00d6lk\u0259d\u0259 ham\u0131 bir-birin\u0259 i\u015f verir. Kimisi i\u015f verir, kimisi d\u0259 i\u015fl\u0259 y\u00fckl\u0259nir. M\u0259ni ali \u015f\u00fcur maraqland\u0131r\u0131r. X\u0131r\u0131m-x\u0131rda i\u015fl\u0259rl\u0259 he\u00e7 aram yox. Amma, \u00e7ox nahaq. S\u0259n dem\u0259 \u0259n b\u00f6y\u00fck i\u015fl\u0259r el\u0259 x\u0131rdal\u0131qlardan ba\u015flay\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. X\u0131rdalar birl\u0259\u015fib (\u0259g\u0259r birl\u0259\u015f\u0259 bils\u0259l\u0259r) n\u0259h\u0259ng i\u015fl\u0259rin t\u0259m\u0259lini qoyurlarm\u0131\u015f. Yen\u0259 q\u0259zet alma\u011fa gedirdim. S\u0259h\u0259r-s\u0259h\u0259r \u00f6z\u00fcm\u00e7\u00fcn d\u00fcnyan\u0131 fikirl\u0259\u015f\u0259-fikirl\u0259\u015f\u0259 evd\u0259n \u00e7\u0131xd\u0131m. Q\u0259l\u0259b\u0259 meydan\u0131ndan “\u0130n\u015faat\u00e7\u0131lar” metrosuna […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-edeb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32998"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33000,"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32998\/revisions\/33000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/edebiyyat-az.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}